Post by joeljoel on Apr 18, 2021 17:59:17 GMT
Improving the forum
sircore: Lately I was thinking to myself, this forum is getting older and older, much like Zamo's face.
sircore: It needs something "fresh", like botox, snailurine and silicone. Or very much like Zamo, a new head all together.sircore: If we'd redesign the forum, we can maybe get back to old strength, and who knows....even get SYP back!
Madhu: SYP? You seem to love and miss him as much as I do, how would you describe your relationship?
sircore: Hardcore-platonic-sadomaso-submissive, like normal admin-teenagers.
sircore: I knew he was the right one from the beginning.
Madhu: How?
sircore: No one banned me from behind like he did.
Madhu: oh yes...sigh... So...who will do the redesign? Zamo?
sircore: He can't even get his mascara right!
Madhu: Maybe Ilyrian?
sircore: Urgh! We are talking about improvements here.
Madhu: abuzar then?
sircore: No! Have you seen that mop on his head?
Madhu: NBC?
sircore: He's useless since the gender transformation.
Madhu: gender transformation?
sircore: From male to muslim.
sircore: No no, I think we need to hire a professional.
sircore: Therefor we need a serious budget. Any ideas how to raise money?
Zamo: What about crowd fondling?
sircore: ...Zamo, it's FUNDING, CrowdFUNDING!
Zamo: You sure? Last time at the train station toilets I ...
sircore: SHUT UP
Madhu: I could sell my body!
sircore: Next!
NBC: I could take a dayjob, but I never worked before.
sircore: You're not good at (giving) jobs, as far as I remember...Next!
DVC: I usually wouldn't sell my creativity, but I could write a novel about the political aspects of...
sircore: YES! Very good idea, please start right now! Thanks, Next!
AK: I have an idea!
sircore: I feared something like that might happen...
AK: No really, what about a.....BANKROBBERY!
abuzar: WOW, cool, I will create a forum for this.
sircore: Shut up!
sircore: Now.....bankrobbery doesn't sound too bad.
Madhu: I want to be the driver!
sircore: all you drive is me crazy!
Madhu: But I want SYP back!
sircore: I always wanted SYP's back.
Zamo: SYP's bag?
Nasira: SYP bagged?
sircore: Shut up!
Nasira: OK, I am in, I'll take any risk to get SYP back.
sircore: But he will ban you for something anyway, so what's the point?
Nasira: He banned so good.
sircore: wtf...ok, you're in, at least we don't need any weapons because you've got the natural suicide bomber looks.
Nasira: I would never commit suicide!
sircore: ..uhm...ok then, would you give up your body for allah and the 72-black-male-virgins-basketball-team?
Nasira: INSTANTLY!
sircore: See, that's what I meant... anyway, you all just think up a plan, message me, and we'll meet there tomorrow, all right?
Zamo: Massage you?
sircore: Leave me alone!
sircore: Wait...on second thought, stay with me.
....(Next morning)....
sircore: Welcome everyone, so now here we are , ... in front of .....W T F?
Nasira: Cool bank, eh? Almost no security, should be an easy job!
sircore: Who of you negative IQ scum faggots chose THAT bank?
Nasira + Madhu: We did! You like it?
sircore: Zamo...please read the sign, what does it say?
Zamo: "Hot Snot Spermbank Inc. - The future is cumming". It looks very nice and welcoming tho.
Nasira: I feel at home here.
AK: Hey, can I make a withdrawal?
NBC: Man, I am really thinking about opening an account here!
DVC: Let's see, maybe I can negotiate interest rates?
Zamo: Maybe they give out credit cards too?
sircore: STFU! You're all killing me!
sircore: for the record: I'm the only one that could make a relevant deposit here!
sircore: ...and...YOU'RE ALL BANNED FOR STUPIDITY!
abuzar: What? For how long?
AK: Why? Do you have any screenshots?
Zamo: Something dragged me behind the wall!
NBC: It's only a bug!!!
Nasira: Show proof!
Madhu: Somebody else used my account and my body!
sircore: ...Now I'm starting to understand why SYP left...
SYP (telepathically): I never really left, but maybe I will reappear.
sircore: WHEN?
SYP: Soon.
sircore: I'll ban you from behind!
SYP: Very tempting indeed! You're still my favourite admin...
to be continued...