|
Post by sircore on Feb 8, 2023 14:15:28 GMT
Breaking news! SYP was the one who instructed the building of pyramids because they look like titties.
|
|
|
Post by ShitYourPant on Feb 9, 2023 13:52:19 GMT
SYP's ding dong is so big. When he lies at night he turns a red light on top of it to warn airplanes. Yeah, and because sircore forgot to put his own red light on some days ago, a chinese weather balloon was made change course. And don't ask how it really was shot down!
|
|
|
Post by ShitYourPant on Feb 9, 2023 13:53:09 GMT
When sircore lies sideways, his schlong is in a different timezone. This may also explain why he sometimes comes way early.
|
|
|
Post by ShitYourPant on Feb 9, 2023 13:59:47 GMT
Depending on the situation, sircore uses custom made condoms labeled "Geran-2" or "RS-28 Sarmat".
|
|
|
Post by sircore on Feb 9, 2023 15:47:44 GMT
SYP's AK is so big, he has to use a forklift to shake it after peeing.
|
|
|
Post by sircore on Feb 9, 2023 15:48:19 GMT
SYP's Putin is so sharp, when he back swims children yell "SHARK!!!"
|
|
|
Post by sircore on Feb 9, 2023 15:49:50 GMT
SYP is so massive in bed. A few days ago he came and Turkey faced the earthquake.
|
|
joeljoel
Private
Damn it's big!
Posts: 9
|
Post by joeljoel on Feb 14, 2023 10:36:19 GMT
SYP is occupied at the moment, but will soon return to bring humour to this forum.
Kisses!
|
|
|
Post by sircore on Feb 14, 2023 17:57:13 GMT
SYP is occupied...will return as soon as he's stitches heal.
|
|
|
Post by ShitYourPant on Feb 20, 2023 13:18:26 GMT
sircore, the only one who knows victoria's secret!
|
|
|
Post by ShitYourPant on Feb 20, 2023 13:18:40 GMT
Terrorists call it waterboarding, sircore calls it facial.
|
|
|
Post by sircore on Feb 21, 2023 14:38:12 GMT
Buddha left enlightened after meeting SYP.
|
|
|
Post by sircore on Feb 21, 2023 14:38:28 GMT
God prays to SYP
|
|
|
Post by sircore on Feb 21, 2023 14:43:09 GMT
SYP developed the theory of everything while taking a dump. He solved all prime numbers problems while wiping.
|
|
|
Post by ShitYourPant on Feb 23, 2023 10:51:26 GMT
sircore is so hot, a photo of his body is used in every ukrainian home to heat it. It is said, that an increase in global warming may have originated from that too.
|
|
|
Post by ShitYourPant on Feb 23, 2023 10:56:16 GMT
sircore, author of some best selling books like
suicide afterthoughts for dummies,
and
Sharting games Part II - Be the star of every party!
|
|
|
Post by sircore on Feb 23, 2023 16:52:41 GMT
SYP was Shakespeare's ghost writer.
|
|
|
Post by sircore on Feb 23, 2023 16:53:07 GMT
SYP is Trump's hair stylist
|
|
|
Post by sircore on Feb 23, 2023 16:54:25 GMT
SYP's handles Kanye's public affairs
|
|
|
Post by sircore on Feb 23, 2023 16:55:11 GMT
SYP did Noa Barzilay before! she won the Eurovision
|
|
|
Post by ShitYourPant on Feb 27, 2023 10:49:06 GMT
When sircore undresses on the nudist beach, air raid and torpedo warnings are triggered.
|
|
|
Post by ShitYourPant on Feb 27, 2023 10:51:20 GMT
sircore was asked to star in the new actionthriller 'James Bondage - 12" on a cold day', but he had to turn it down because he already signed up to star in a new Spaceorgy-Trilogy with him playing the new Marvel-Universe-Super-Hero ANUSMAN.
|
|
|
Post by sircore on Feb 28, 2023 12:33:48 GMT
SYP invented IoT! Internet of Toilets.
|
|
|
Post by sircore on Feb 28, 2023 12:35:08 GMT
SYP also invented Netflix with the intent to be able to watch gay porn anywhere, anytime and with anyone behind you!
|
|
|
Post by sircore on Feb 28, 2023 12:36:14 GMT
Midjourney is a term used to explain a hooker licking the tip of SYP's ding dong.
|
|
|
Post by sircore on Feb 28, 2023 12:37:38 GMT
AliExpress now sells replicas of SYP. Being a cheap Chinese fake, the doll only speaks German.
|
|