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Post by ShitYourPant on Jan 26, 2023 17:17:17 GMT
SYP's ding dong is double the size of a regular one. After seeing it, joel doubled his name to joeljoel as a tribute. That would perfectly explain why joel introduced himself as "j" after meeting with Zamo7 and DVC.
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Post by ShitYourPant on Jan 26, 2023 17:23:53 GMT
sircore,... the only man, whose penis length is classified information.
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Post by sircore on Jan 26, 2023 19:54:49 GMT
SYP's ding dong is double the size of a regular one. After seeing it, joel doubled his name to joeljoel as a tribute. That would perfectly explain why joel introduced himself as "j" after meeting with Zamo7 and DVC. Fun fact, in the city of Gdynia, Poland, "j" is a mispronunciation of "gay".
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Post by sircore on Jan 26, 2023 19:55:40 GMT
SYP, the only man who was able to extract a genuine smile from DVC.
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Post by sircore on Jan 26, 2023 19:57:16 GMT
SYP, the only man who succeeded in quadrupling Dr. Toby's IQ to 4.
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Post by ShitYourPant on Jan 27, 2023 19:42:10 GMT
Difference between sircore's and Zamo's penises?
Sircore: short cut.
Zamo7: cut short.
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Post by ShitYourPant on Jan 27, 2023 19:43:26 GMT
If sircore looks in the mirror, his mirror image comes. Twice.
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Post by ShitYourPant on Jan 30, 2023 1:58:28 GMT
sircore,...the only man women beg to stand while taking a piss, so to not clog the drain.
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Post by ShitYourPant on Jan 30, 2023 2:08:52 GMT
People do COVID-tests. COVID does sircore-tests.
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Post by sircore on Jan 31, 2023 9:38:50 GMT
ChatGPT was trained on SYP's brain
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Post by sircore on Jan 31, 2023 9:40:28 GMT
Midjourney and Dall-E use SYP's drawings from kindergarten
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Post by sircore on Jan 31, 2023 9:43:33 GMT
Few people know this but SYP single-handedly protects Ukraine using AFO STW-25.
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Post by ShitYourPant on Feb 1, 2023 4:14:49 GMT
SIRCORE (&SYP) Worship Thread a.k.a. "From maniac display of love to hard work in 2 weeks."
Like a real marriage...JK!
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Post by ShitYourPant on Feb 1, 2023 4:15:36 GMT
The first "Great White" was spotted on a nudist beach in israel, when sircore visited there on his 12th birthday.
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Post by ShitYourPant on Feb 1, 2023 4:18:22 GMT
Sircore's favourite perfume: ANAL N°5
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Post by sircore on Feb 1, 2023 13:51:05 GMT
SYP is a master when it comes to sex. He single-handed made himself "smile from within".
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Post by sircore on Feb 1, 2023 13:55:05 GMT
Fun fact: SYP is the German term used to describe a woman's tendency to shart while climaxing.
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Post by ShitYourPant on Feb 2, 2023 21:14:29 GMT
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Post by ShitYourPant on Feb 2, 2023 21:14:56 GMT
sircore, founder of ASSMAG Magazine, with its famous catchy trademark-slogan "Put'nto yo' bud's butt".
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Post by ShitYourPant on Feb 2, 2023 21:16:48 GMT
sircore is the only person ever who qualified for participating in the Mr.Universe and Mrs.Universe contest at the same time! And he won both!
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Post by sircore on Feb 3, 2023 14:58:39 GMT
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Post by sircore on Feb 3, 2023 15:02:52 GMT
SYP gives a new meaning to the term gender-fluid.
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Post by ShitYourPant on Feb 4, 2023 17:28:33 GMT
sircore, ...back in the early 1970s he was one half of the famous coutry music duo "kinky winkie and stinky pinky".
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Post by sircore on Feb 5, 2023 14:14:58 GMT
If you watch Netflix's new documentary about Pamela Anderson, you will shockingly find out SYP left her for Tommy Lee. (I stayed with her for (m)oral support).
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Post by ShitYourPant on Feb 8, 2023 2:36:14 GMT
Is sircore mentioned in the Guiness Book of worldrecords? Of course, he even wrote it.
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Post by ShitYourPant on Feb 8, 2023 2:39:43 GMT
sircore, author of some best selling books like
Rectal Prolapse - After Life - Life without After
and
30 Pubic Hairdo Ideas for every occasion
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Post by sircore on Feb 8, 2023 5:59:57 GMT
We keep laughing about Pakistan but did you know they invented the toilet seat? Only for SYP to add the hole in the middle.
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Post by sircore on Feb 8, 2023 6:00:33 GMT
SYP is so good looking, he's the only person allowed a selfie in his passport.
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Post by sircore on Feb 8, 2023 6:02:45 GMT
SYP's dign dong is so big. When he lies at night he turns a red light on top of it to warn airplanes.
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Post by sircore on Feb 8, 2023 6:05:47 GMT
The Great Wall of China was built to prevent masses of women wanting to sexually ravish SYP.
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